GM High-Tech Performance Blogs
|
|
Slightly used ZR1 for sale - 300mph capable! Boy oh boy do I have a deal for you!
Posted June 10 2010 12:41 PM by Justin_at_GMHTP
Filed under: Editorials
|
 |
|
Justin Mays here for the all new - okay, gently used - 2010 ZR1 Twister Edition. Tired of your old, normal car? Maybe you're sick of looking at your stupid 4th Gen Trans Am in your driveway, wondering "why don't I have something cool like a brand new barely used ZR1?"Or, maybe you already own a Corvette but can't stand the fact that your '84 C4 can't even out accelerate a new Honda?! Well, fret no more my friend! For a limited time, I am here to sell you this incredible almost drivable ZR1 for a never before seen price!
Before we get into the details, let me tell you some things about this ZR1.
    - Low miles
- Like new mechanical window assembly inside the drivers door
- 3 almost new tires
- The hood works perfectly
- All fuses still function perfectly
- Passenger door and side mirror are flawless
Now, it obviously needs some minor work - but for the price you're going to pay, it's not even an issue. Inside, the mud should wash off almost instantly and - like a fine Indonesian spa treatment, the leather will surely be softer and more supple than before. Outside, well, lets be honest, it could possibly need some new panels but in its current state, it would weigh much less and probably get better gas mileage. Or, maybe not but that's not a big deal...it's a ZR1 after all! So, your thinking - "I wonder how much this ZR1 costs?" Two hundred and eight million dollars? NO! Three hundred and sixty seven thousand dollars? NO! One hundred and seven thousand dollars? NO WAY! What if I told you this ZR1 could be yours for less then twenty thousand dollars? THAT'S RIGHT! For less than the cost of a brand new Honda Civic, you could park this baby in your backyard and start fixin' her up. Sure, the "Primary Damage" is listed as "ALL OVER" and the repair cost is close to seventy four thousand dollars...but you could probably do it for half that. But wait, there's more. Order now and I will DOUBLE YOUR ORDER, with - uh - something.
|