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Tired of your old, boring car with four working doors?
Sick of looking like everyone else? JUSTIN MAYS HERE FOR THE ALL NEW** 2009 GOVERNMENT AUCTION NHTSA CRASH TESTED CHEVROLET IMPALA!
Don't let the small scratches and completely ruined doors fool you, underneath this Impalas smashed skin is a real beauty!
Sure, it may have a damaged frame from being hit by a gigantic weight at 60mph....and, Yes, it can never be driven on public roads or fixed but don't let that fool you!
For the small price of $2,055 this sweet machine could be yours! Think about all the things you could do with it!
-Looking at it
-Moving it around your yard
-Putting it on cinderblocks
-A kid’s playground
-WHATEVER YOU WANT!
But, wait THERE'S MORE!
If your order now I will throw it 17 15 3 TUBES of FixIt, the easiest, most professional car repair system on the planet. Just rub it on the damaged, unfixable panels and buff. The results will speak for themselves!
Just rub it on, buff it out and you will be as good as new!*
*Well, it will be slightly shinier, but just as dented. But, SHINEY!
**Ok, so, it isn't technically new, but it is still pretty recently used!
Order now, supplies are limited!
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Buick Lucerne Research
When looking for your next vehicle, think about the Buick Lucerne, a stylish car with nice features. The Lucerne has a V6 standard engine producing 227 horsepower, and has drivers side crash test ratings of 5 stars and passengers side crash test ratings of 5 stars. Other similar vehicles are the Pontiac G8 and the Saturn Sky.
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