It's a Sebring, with no lights.

I am going to try my best to explain this, please bear with me...    

What you are looking at is an artist’s rendition of a Chrysler Sebring that cruises the streets of Tampa, FL. Now, I know what your thinking...it has no headlights, that can't be real. Who would be so stupid to eliminate all forms of light from a vehicle? You made this up.

Well, you are wrong.

It is real and even uglier then this picture portrays it. See, what you don't get from the image alone is the intense feeling of disappointment and sadness we felt upon laying eyes on such a machine. The sinking feeling in your heart that usually comes from seeing a dead puppy or lonely old man.

Now, I know...it's just a car with no headlights/grill/taillights...that’s not so bad.

Ok, maybe not - but the guy revved at us and he had the top down, alone, listening to Michael Bolton, loudly, at lunch time.

Like Sasquatch or the Lochness monster, he managed to escape our camera (this time) but you best believe I will be on the lookout. And you should too. In fact, if you see this, or any other horrible contraption, let us know!


:sigh: