Breaking news...GM has finally named the G8 sport-ute: wait for it, wait for it...the G8 ST (as in Sport Truck). Since it was a Pontiac, ultimately they felt El Camino wouldn't be fitting. It will share the same 6-speed auto and 361hp V8 as the G8 GT capable of going 0 to 60mph in 5.4 seconds, however it will be better suited to towing up to a 3,500-pound trailer full of illegal immigrants and using its 73.9x42.7-inch bed to carry up to 453kg of a very profitable substance. Pending its release in late 2009 (as a 2010 model) I will be on vacation in Miami, FL, and if things go well I may be retiring.